Twenty lashes with a wet noodle for me, I suppose.
Listen… what you do in the privacy of your own home is your business, but we don’t need to know about it.
But seriously, I searched for “Cranberry” and only turned up the comments on the summer library thread I started, not a separate thread for this year. And I checked your post / thread history over the past few months and didn’t see a thread there, either. So yeah. 😀