You are welcome to donate to me 🙂 I live in the north hills.
But in all seriousness, if I were you, I’d try to sell on eBay or Bricklink.com, or Craigslist. If you want them gone fast and don’t care about the amount of money you get, Craigslist would be your best bet. Bricklink is the best for getting a good profit, but you have to be patient, and it takes a while to get a store setup. eBay is great for unloading fast and getting a good amount of money, but they charge 10% of the final price.